notbolin:

if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong

dutchster:

when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.